mrslaipaul:

a reminder
Mewtwo: i see now that the circumstances of ones birth are irrelevant. it is what you do with the gift of life that determines who you are.
Mew: mew

cassieblack:

arineat:

sigmarikz:

certaflyably:

thirstingaintdead:

Top 3 phrases that’ll create sexual tension

  1. "Make me",
  2. "oh really",
  3. "is that so"

"prove it"

"What’s in it for me?"

"Wanna bet?"

"Scared, Potter?"

(via chitzybitch)

zackisontumblr:

that one friend that you love but texting them is like hitting yourself in the face with a brick over and over

(via generalbooty)

prollyright:

napping together is my kind of date

(via barack-obottm)

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